“I’m scared of getting too close to anyone, because those who said that they’ll always be there for me, left.”

getyou-underneathme:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

the menu thing is genius

(via give-it-your-all-or-nothing)

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via give-it-your-all-or-nothing)

“One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?”