“I broke my own heart loving you”

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop, via joshpeck)

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

(via bewbin)

“I will not be your “sometimes”.”

Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

(via joshpeck)

theproserpina:

Does anyone else realize how fucking insane the world is right now?

Siria and Afghanistan
Russia and the Ukraine
Ferguson in the US
The ongoing fucking civil war in Africa
Tony Abbott

What the fuck is wrong with us?
Why are human beings such disgusting pigs?

A Third World War isn’t far off… And tbh if it starts I’m either gonna off myself or migrate to a Brazilian rainforest and move in with a family of apes and/or otters.

(via longlivethestrange)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

fire-island-tryst:

How guys take dick pics

where is the lie?

😂😂😂

(Source: bijonse)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via theexiledleader)

aybaybayitslouie:

laterovaries:

fireandicewillsuffice:

generalgemini-booknerd:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

yesss…

DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.

Love.

god bless

(via ohsolostt)